is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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