im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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