this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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