Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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