omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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