Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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