It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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