Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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