You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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