That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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