My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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