we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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