It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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