I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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