yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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