We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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