Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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