Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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