He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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