But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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