maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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