And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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