Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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