Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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