I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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