Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need to calm my uterus...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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