just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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