if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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