doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My nipple is on Facebook.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
