I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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