I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
