I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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