brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
