Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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