i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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