I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize