I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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