talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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