we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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