Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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