I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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