It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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