Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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