I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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