I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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