so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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