It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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