Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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