So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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