I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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