ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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