..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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