absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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