Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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