this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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