it was like his penis was on wheels.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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